November 29, 2007

BAH HUMBUG — This Sucks Big Time… But You Can Help…

Filed under: — The Angry Marketer @ 7:20 pm

Life is often filled with some hard and painful lessons… we learn that there are bad people that like to do bad things and hurt good people (a lot of them children) and couldn’t care less…

My friend Lisa Preston lives up in Canada and at the pub that her sister Carol works at they were collecting money to help provide a cheery Christmas for underprivileged children and their families… they had raised over $7000, which is a nice sum, and were poised to raise more — except that unfortunately some inconsiderate thieving asshole broke into the pub late one night, used a hacksaw to cut through the chain holding the bug jug holding the money and took off with a the funds…

Here is what Lisa recently wrote about this:

Unfeeling, Heartless Monsters!!!

Ever have that deep-down, gut wrenching feeling that makes you just sick in your heart? I woke today to that hollow feeling…

My sister works at a local pub/restaurant that is a long-time fixture in the community, and the staff and patrons are more like family than anything else. Every year, they work tirelessly and generously to raise funds for local children who are without homes, families and more - and who would pass sadly through the Christmas season without any kind of celebration, without a single gift otherwise.

This year, they have a list of 32 little children, and due to their enthusiasm and dedication to raising as much as they possibly could, they were able to raise over $7000 to provide a Christmas celebration for these awesome, eager little kids.

Can you just imagine how those little faces must be shining with hope this year? All smiles, just beside themselves with joy that they won’t pass through the Christmas season without notice this year? The warm and powerful message they are learning about the kindness of strangers?

Well, how do you tell one of those little shining faces - nevermind 32 - that it can’t happen after all?

This morning at 7 am, we were awakened by the phone to learn that the establishment has been broken into… and you guessed it - the filthy thieves stole the Christmas “Grinch Fund” that was lovingly collected and proudly promoted, all for the kids. With a sledgehammer and hacksaw, they were able to disappear with well over $7000… and the kids’ Christmas.

What kind of heartless monster would do such an evil thing?

The tearful staff and customers are heartbroken, but still haven’t given up. Nobody wants the task of telling these kids they won’t have Christmas after all. So in desperation, they are exhausting every avenue to recoup those losses - and I am begging you to help.

Please…

If you have the ability to give to this worthy effort, I’m asking for your generosity this season. ANY amount! It’s so rare to be able to see the tangible effects of a donation, and I know that every single penny will go towards those children.

Let’s help the children these funds were intended for have a fantastic, beautiful Christmas… they deserve it… you can contribute using the widget below (and if you have a forum, blog, website, etc. please consider posting about this story and the widget below — every little bit helps and we can make it even better than before….

November 26, 2007

Simeon Love…

Filed under: — The Angry Marketer @ 6:29 pm

Sometimes life is just all about watching a monkey… no, really… watching a monkey…

Enjoy!



Watch live video from imonkeyboy on Justin.tv

November 23, 2007

You Are Soooo Wet!…

Filed under: — The Angry Marketer @ 1:48 am

Some days life just decides to play cruel tricks on you… other times it’s just the people around you…

Watch this video from my friend Jay Jennings:


November 19, 2007

Angry Marketer Meet Demon Barber!…

Filed under: — The Angry Marketer @ 9:40 am

Finally one of my favorite musicals of all time comes to the silver screen — Stephen Sondheim’s “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street”… this time instead of having Len Cariou and Angela Lansbury who played the lead characters on Broadway the movie has Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, with the master of the dark and macabre Tim Burton helming the director roll…

You’d just figure that non-less than the Angry Marketer himself would love a story so twisted, demented and bloody as this…. muahahahahaha!

NOTE: Originally I had the trailer for this movie embedded here in this post… unfortunately Warner Bro.’s gives you no option for it to not auto-play and it was becoming quite annoying visiting the blog and having that video play all the time… so, I’ve removed the trailer and simply added a link directly to it on the Warner’s site for the movie: Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street

November 17, 2007

A Commentary?

Filed under: — The Angry Marketer @ 12:12 am

Is this a perfect commentary on the average crop of Internet marketers?… Hmmmmm…


November 13, 2007

Over The Hill?

Filed under: — The Angry Marketer @ 6:32 pm

Today, 50 years ago, on Nov. 13, 1957 I was born…

Yeah, hard to believe I’ve survived this long without someone wanting to off me… but I sort of have escaped that and here I am, as angry, ornery, and dominant as always… it’s nice to be loved! :-)

The reality is that I really wasn’t supposed to be here right now… I should have been dust a long time ago… I was born with a serious “disease” that should have put an end to my life a long ago… but through the work of some incredible doctors and the power of modern medicine I’m still here kicking and screaming…

It’s been a long, often tough, 50 years… lots of experiences, lots of work, lots of frustrations, lots of joy and laughter and fun too…

Some people would say that at 50 your life is on its last stretch… that it’s almost over and time to start counting the days until they stuff ya and plug ya… that it’s just a matter of time and gravity…

Who knows… maybe, maybe not… but they’re gonna have to take me by surprise if they think I’m gonna go easily…

What will the next “50″ years bring for me… oh, dunno… I think a lot of good things… no, really… my life as only actually just started…

We live in a great world… I have a great life — I get to do what I want to do, when I want to do it and live the way I want… sure I don’t have everything I want yet (hint, hint: a new fully tricked out 24″ iMac and a 17″ Macbook Pro would be a nice start) but it’s coming… oh, is it coming…

I have in store some really cool things down the pike… some very interesting projects, some powerful new partnerships, JV’s and friendships and frankly, I may not be able to stay the “Angry Marketer” for long if this keeps up (okay, I’ll still be a bit of an asshole, but hey, that’s me!)…

I’m not gonna reveal what’s up yet… but I will leave you with a few keywords to ponder:

New Media
Content2.0™ (I coined that term — exciting details to come)
Power Positioning
Net Expansion
Live Life
IMcubator

And there’s more to come… so… you can either come along for the ride (no bitching please, it rolls out as it rolls out) or you can be left behind with your thumb up your hiney wondering what the hell happened… it’s gonna be an interesting and often wild ride…. trust me…

So, Happy Friggin’ 50th Birthday to me… the best is yet to come… I’m kicking ass and taking names… and you DO want to be on my list…

Now I gotta run… need to take my Geritol, the “Senior” Centrum vitamins and 3 or 4 Viagra’s… the blue plate special is being served up (and it’s only 430p) and I’ve got a hankering for Lawrence Welk and “101 Strings/Montovani” music…

Till the nex time…

The “Grumpy” Angry Marketer Old Fart

PS: Below is my “Dorian Grey” picture… hmmmm, something spooky about it…