Before you get your panties in a twist and start wagging your race-baiting, PC covered, liberal-indoctrinated finger in my face I want to state something emphatically… this post is NOT based on racism, it is a rant plain and simple… what appears below is not meant to be a swipe on an entire population but on a specific group of people, period… you’ll see what I mean when you read what I have to say…

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This is a rant… a very strong, vehement, angry rant… a red-faced scream it out rant…You see… I hate cockroaches… disgusting creatures those… these vermin are carriers of disease and pestilence… they reside in the deep, dark, dank areas of our homes and cities, laying their eggs and carrying germs and microbes wherever they go… cockroaches have been around since the dinosaur age and rumor has it that they’ll still be here when the last man on earth expires (word is that if you cut the head of a cockroach off it will continue to live for some time, only dying from dehydration)…

I hate a different type of cockroach… these are the human kind… the kind that go by such names as “ji ji,” ” QUANZHONG LI,” “shirley xue,” ZHIZHI LU,” “Ken Chao,” “liping zeng,” ” cary hua,” “Vincent Chao,” and the ubiquitous “Mr. Zhang Zhang”…What kind of cockroaches are these?… they’re “Cantonese Cockroaches”… well, that’s what I like to call them…You see these cockroaches are Chinese spammers… disgusting creatures that carry disease and infestation to discussion boards all over the net…

As you probably know, I run a very popular marketing and entrepreneurial discussion board… we get over 6.5 million visitors a month from all over the world… it’s always busy and a place lots of people call “home”…It’s also a major attractant to “Cantonese Cockroaches” who love to go to the board and lay their “eggs” (spam) all over it… tons of it, literally dozens and dozens of messages each day…

The big problem is that it’s almost impossible to stop… these bastards multiply faster than rabbits in heat… and they’ll get around any board’s security even if you have to register to post… it’s absolutely ridiculous!…

And what do these morons, assholes and idiots post?… well, my board is based around entrepreneurism, online & offline marketing, success, etc…. it is not a marketplace for selling wholesale retail and industrial goods…

Here is some of the crap those Cockroaches post:

• Optical Components,Coatings, Gratings, Lenses, Mirrors, Window &; Prisms, etc (ji ji posted this one)…
• suzhou double embroidery (posted shirley xue, I understand she’s the absolute queen of Chinese suzhou double embroidery… she sucks at triple embroidery or craft store needlepoint)…
• Umbrella & Golf Umbrella (this one posted by the infamous liping zeng)…
• We can produce and supply all styles and color of famous brand hats, like Roxy,Qick Silver,Abercrombie &; Fitch,USA,Zero,G-unit LA, Supreme, Von Dutch, Billa Bong, Astros, NY.Sox, Gucci,Adidas,VonDucth,Nike TN, Lacoste, and many other branded hats PLUS We can produce and supply all styles and color of famous brand jeans,like Red Monkey, ARMANI, LEE, LEVI’S, EVISU, DISEL, D&;G, CK, Cocobongo, MISS SIXTY, ONLY, SEVEN, True, Religion Rock Republic, Antik, Abercrombie, Cocolulu, Von Dutch, REPLY,etc (these two long sack-of-shit offers by cary hua — verbose bastard ain’t he?)…
• DATA AUTOMATED STORAGE SERIAL PRODUCTS (from the talented bi-lingual cockroach-like fingertips of QUANZHONG LI)
• And my all time favorite type of Cockroach post - ÏÃÃÅЭ˳´ï¹¤Ã³ÓÐÏÞ¹«Ë (that really is the title of one of the spam posts by the indomitable Mr. Zhang Zhang — I don’t know what the hell he’s trying to say but I bet we could probably find it stocked at Wal-Mart!)…

Now why do I call these spamming SOB’s “Cockroaches”?… it’s simple… just like cockroaches, when you kill one (or a few of them) and think you’ve taken care of the problem more of them appear… literal armies of cockroaches appear… in this case “Cantonese Cockroaches!”…

It used to be that we got hammered by Indian and Pakistani spam… we’d get maybe 5 or 10 a night, which was an annoyance but quickly taken care of… you could stop the posting from them by simply entering their IP number in the .htaccess file in the main board directory which would block then from being able to access the board (they’d get a “forbidden” error message)… 2 or 3 days later they’d be back but it wasn’t as bad… these guys mostly posted crappy “get-rich-quick” ads from American companies/biz-oppers/scumbags who hired them because they’re cheap… and most touted funny lines telling us how we could earn 20 to 100 rupees a week posting ads or getting a typing job or being an Internet curry-er (okay, I added the last one )…

The Indian & Pakistani spam basically stopped (we still get one or two from time to time but not very often) when they realized that their ads were getting nuked and they weren’t getting any traffic from their spam (thus no rupee profits)… but the numbers from the I&P spam is nothing compared to the dozens I get each night from the Cantonese Cockroaches… it’s absolutely incredible…

99% of the Cockroach spam posts appearing are posted using automatic posting software… they simply load the software with what they want to spew, fill it with the boards they want to post to and unleash the verminized volleyn (a few of them are hand posted though)… and they release a lot of it… in the time that I’ve taken to write this entry I’ve nuked 27 Cockroach spam posts from my board (mostly from my buddies QUANZHONG LI and cary hua)…

Yes, I know what you’re going to say “well, dude… if this is such a big prob why not use a different type of board?”… and you’re partly right, some of this spam (especially the Indian/Pakistani kind) are hand-posted so those boards that require registration are not immune either… and frankly, why should I have to change the board that I and so many of my visitors have become accustomed to because relentless, scumbag vermin board-spamming Cantonese Cockroaches don’t get the hint that my board isn’t for their use and they’re not welcome…

They say that China is fast becoming an economic powerhouse, an “emerging” nation that’s finding it’s capitalist way… unfortunately some of their “entrepreneurs” resort to crap like this to build their business…

Someday I’m going to get really fed up… and that’s when they’re going to need to watch out for the Angry Marketer… cause when I finally, absolutely, positively, resolutely blow my top it’s not gonna be a pretty sight… I might just have to go all Tiananmen Square on their ass… it ain’t gonna be pretty…

I need to stop ranting now… I have to run… my good friend Mr. Zhang Zhang just showed up and he’s got a great bargain on Ð˭ëÃÏŤ ó´ï¹Þ³ÓÐÏ¹Þ — oh, boy!… I can’t wait!